Things Ruby Barked At

-Two giant Pennsylvania Dutch
-A field of giant ears of corn
-A Chihuahua
-A fox on the other side of the road already
-A man dressed as a packet of french fries at Sonic
-Every cow
-A yellow concrete cow
-Three horses standing around
-One horse running majestically through a field
-A silver moose (or maybe a horse toaster)
-Nothing