Welcome to Freedom Worship Baptist Church in Blanchester, Ohio, the home of the World's Largest Horseshoe Crab (never living, of course). Word has it that he was deemed too ostentatious for another Creationist Museum in Oklahoma or something so he made his crabby way to Blanchester.
The horseshoe crab is important to the Freedom Worshippers because he apparently disproves evolution by not having changed at all. Oh and he's real fun to jump a motorcycle over through flaming hoops!
Say what you will about Crabby over here, but it was on TV!-C
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